i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
oh god was she eating orange peels again
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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