Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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