she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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