You can't special order awesome
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Fuck appropriateness.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
