I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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