they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
