I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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