I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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