I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
If that was your dad, he is hot
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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