brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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