Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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