Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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