is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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