Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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