he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm like, not good at living.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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