make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i drank out of a bidet.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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