I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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