glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
we should paint friendship bongs
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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