i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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