Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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