he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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