i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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