About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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