do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
we're so committed to being not committed
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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