i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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