Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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