I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
hell yes lets make some ravioli
my vag is so smooth its legendary
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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