too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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