I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
