I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Randomize
