Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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