Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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