Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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