how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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