Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Drunk is not a location!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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