he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
farters have to be the big spoon...
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She needs sedatives and a leash
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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