it's like iHOP with fire
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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