jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I smell stomach acid.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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