Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
whose ass print is on the piano?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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