we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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