Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
did i walk over a car last night?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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