is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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