Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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