Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You've changed since you got that strap on
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