It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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