we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
What a dumb baby whore.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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