whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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