We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
