Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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