we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Let the clothes fall where they may.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
