An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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