Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So much rum. So many feels.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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