Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
