I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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