it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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