Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize